by Gideon Marcus
Being #2, they try…harder?
Last October, just after Apollo 7 went up, it looked as if the Soviets still had a chance at beating us to the Moon. Their Zond 5, really a noseless Soyuz, had been sent around the Moon two months ahead of our Apollo 8 circumlunar flight. Just a month later, the similar Zond 6 took off on November 16 and zoomed around the Moon before not just landing, but making a pinpoint landing in the Kazakh S.S.R. (near its launch site) with the aid of little wings. Apparently, the prior Zond 5's splashing down in the Indian Ocean was not according to plan.
Shortly after the flight, the Soviets dropped the bombshell that Zond 6 could have been manned—and the next one might well be.
Well, as we all know, the Communists didn't beat us around the Moon. Moreover, they didn't beat us to the Moon, either. Remember all that talk about Luna 15 during the flight of Apollo 11? That was the probe launched just before Columbia and Eagle, rumored to be a sample-return mission. Well, it crashed into the aptly named Sea of Crises about 500 miles northeast of Eagle's landing site on July 21. Had its mission been successful, the Soviets might have had bragging rights about getting the first batch of Moon rocks.
But, as the Ruskies found out after who knows how many unsuccessful Luna flights, only succeeding in 1966 with Luna 9, complicated maneuvers rarely work on the first time out.
That said, even with the clear American victory in the Moon race, the Soviets appear to still be going strong. Earlier this month, Zond 7 sailed around the Earth's companion, landing on August 14. Still no people onboard, but perhaps they worked out the communications troubles that reportedly plagued the last two Zond missions.
Whether these Zond flights presage an upcoming attempt with people onboard remains to be seen. According to former NASA chief Jim Webb, the Soviets are also building a super rocket, which they will use to put cosmonauts on the Moon. Put two and two together, and perhaps the early 70s will see the USSR catch up to and surpass the US.
Unless we get to Mars first…
Being #1, they've stopped trying
Analog has, for decades now, kept the title of the most-read science fiction magazine on the market. On the other hand, editor John Campbell has been sitting on his laurels for a long time, producing an unexciting periodical for the past several years. The latest issue of Analog only adds more fuel to the argument that perhaps it is time for the old don to step down and let someone vigorous take his place—at least to bring the magazine into the 1960s!
by Kelly Freas
Your Haploid Heart, by James Tiptree, Jr.
by Kelly Freas
A two-man team is sent from Earth to the planet of Esthaa. Their mission: to determine of the humanoid inhabitants are, well, human. The results may put to bed the two competing theories that explain the ubiquity of the human form in the galaxy: common evolution and random scattering, or independent, convergent evolution.
The Esthaans are a robust, beautiful people, but there is something somehow phony about them. Meanwhile, they seem to be on the verge of completing a genocide against the primitive Flenns…who also appear to be a type of human.
What is the connection between the two races? And why have the civilized Esthaans developed such an antipathy for the pathetic Flenns? And is an earlier Terran expedition somehow the cause of all this?
There's some interesting biology wrapped up in this story (as suggested by the title), and since biology is not my specialty, I can't even begin to speculate how plausible it is. But it's an interesting story, well-written, and easily the best I've read from newcomer Tiptree.
Four stars.
Starman, by W. Macfarlane
by Leo Summers
The assistant fifth mate on an interstellar tramp freighter decides to jump ship on a backwater world. The natives have reverted to savagery after once having broadcast power and space travel.
Said starman soon learns that Stone Age living isn't all it's cracked up to be. Luckily, there are a few relics of the old days left at his disposal.
This is a fun, if inconsequential, story. The writing is breezy, fun, and tongue-in-cheek, though the casual slurs are somewhat offputting. I'm also getting very tired of humans, humans everywhere instead of true E-Ts.
Three stars.
The Big Boosters of the U.S.S.R., by G. Harry Stine
Speaking of the Soviet super-booster—amateur rocketeer Stine conjectures as to the configuration and capability of the USSR's rocket stable. Of course, given how secretive the Russians are, there's a lot of guesswork involved.
I appreciated it, but I have to wonder how accurate he is. In particular, I'm not sure why he believes that Soyuz 1 was launched on a different rocket from the later Soyuz missions. I've seen nothing to that effect. Maybe he's talking about whatever is shooting up Zonds around the Moon. Those are, after all, just stripped down Soyuzes.
Anyway, four stars. We'll see how right he is in a decade or so…
Damper, by E. G. Von Wald
by Peter Skirka
A tyro hotshot joins the Weather Control Bureau and is dispatched to a small, Arabian country. When a Soviet incursion threatens the peace, he shifts the focus of his rain-making efforts from irrigation to interdiction.
Aside from the casual and constant male chauvinism, I have a hard time buying weather control as an SFnal theme, particularly so thinly sketched out as it is in this story. Orbital lasers (don't those count as space-based weapons?) pumped a lot of heat into the atmosphere to evaporate ocean water and create onshore winds—that heat doesn't go away. What happens when the Earth warms up by several degrees thanks to all that extra heat? Beyond that, the technique wouldn't work anyway: it takes more than wet air to make rain; you need some kind of condensate material. That's why planes seed clouds with silver iodide so the water has something to coalesce around to make droplets.
Two stars.
Stimulus-Response, by Herbert Jacob Bernstein
by Kelly Freas
A trio of scientists are using electrodes and encephalograms to record brain patterns. The goal is to train a dog to use specific thoughts to trigger its food dish. In the process, the researchers accidentally teach the beagle how to telekinese.
Not only is this story a turgid bit of pseudo-engineering, but then it abandons science entirely to enter the region of Campbell's beloved psi. Look, I can sort of enjoy psionics if I treat them like a kind of magic, but when they're mixed in with engineering to get a patina of respectability—and the story is deadly dull to boot—well, there's only one score for it.
One star.
In His Image, by Robert Chilson
by Leo Summers
A biologist synthesizes the first androids—they are human in all respects, save for their satyr-form lower halves. Bred to be performers, they have been conscious just six months, but have the minds of college professors and the bodies of nubile goddesses. When the Actors' Guild sues for an injunction against their use in the entertainment business citing unfair competition, a friendly reporter purchases one of them despite the fact that they are sentient and, for all intents and purposes, human. The goal is to force the courts to declare the androids fully human and thus exempt from measures against discrimination.
The question of whether or not androids are people has frequently been explored in science fiction, from the sublime Synth to the less than perfectly successful Trek episode Requiem for Methuselah. Chilson's tale is… well, it's dull and kind of stupid. The androids have no personality save for interchangeable sex kitten, the writing is uninspired, and the universe implausible. It's not even clear what point Chilson is trying to make, so muddied are all the story's elements. In the end, the plot of the story, such as it is, seems only to exist so we can have a trio of jiggly goat girls mincing around.
One star.
The Visitors, by Jack Wodhams
by Kelly Freas
Terrans land on the first inhabitable world ever found and make first contact with the natives. Turns out "primitive" doesn't mean "defenseless."
This would be a two-star story, inoffensive but not noteworthy, except for the sheer number of words Wodhams wastes getting to his point. Twenty pages that could easily have been condensed to, I dunno, five.
One star.
Crashlanding
Well, like the Soviets, Analog is churning issues out that look like winners, but really are just unimpressive retreads. This one clocks in at 2.4, which is higher than Galaxy (2.2), but lower than Fantasy and Science Fiction (2.7), Visions of Tomorrow (2.8), Amazing (2.9). If (3.0), New Worlds (3.3).
Only one new piece of fiction was written by a woman, and if you took all the decent stuff published this month, you'd only be able to fill two digests—and that's with the extra paperback anthology this month. Whither short SF? Whither the Soviet space program?
I guess we'll see what happens next month…
I'm starting to think I read Analog simply because it's there. There's always the hope for a decent story, but I don't even really notice just how bad so much of what appears is. Unless a story is turgidly awful, I mostly just sigh, roll my eyes, and do my best to wipe it from my memory as quickly as possible. If Analog ceased to be, I'd be mildly disturbed that such a venerable magazine went away, but I don't know that I'd mourn it for long.
The Tiptree was mostly interesting, though my attention waned now and then. The biology is more plausible than psionics and probably half of the science articles Campbell runs, though I don't think it works quite the way it does here. I also don't really buy the society that results in this story, but it's still pretty darn good.
"Starman" was all right. It did feel like Macfarlane was checking off boxes on a Campbell checklist, but at least it was a different list than most authors trying to get into Analog use.
Stine's article was decent, but I lost interest somewhere along the way. He's still the only decent science writer Analog has.
I don't disagree on "Damper." It probably suffers from too much specificity on the methods of weather control; letting be basically magic might have helped. But there's nothing here that Ben Bova hasn't already done without trying to be funny.
"Stimulus-Response" was awful, though I might have generously given it a low two stars. A story has to really offend me to only get one.
"In His Image" felt like a story from a good 15 years ago. It wouldn't have been out of place in one of the secondary mags back before the Great Market Collapse. It's only Chilson's second story, so there's hope for him. At least if he gets out of Campbell's deleterious influence.
I've yet to read a Wodhams story I liked. This one might have come close to being the first if it had been much, much shorter. There's nowhere near enough story here for that many pages.
You are right that Bova's The Weathermen covers the same ground, but it's a better story, and he develops the "science" a bit more. Real scientists believe weather control is possible; I'm just not sure how it could really work. There's a ski slope in California that's started cloud seeding operations, or at least plans to this year. We"ll see what happens.