[July 10, 1969] Sex!  Now That I Have Your Attention . . . (August 1969 Fantastic)


by Victoria Silverwolf

Back In The U.S.S.R.

A few days ago, folks in the Soviet Union must have been surprised to see nudity on their television sets.  Nude scenes from the controversial new play Oh, Calcutta! and photographs of sex magazines appeared on one of the Soviet Central Television networks.

The intent was not to titillate the audience (although that may have been an accidental side effect) but to point out the decadence of American culture.


The Soviet station's logo.  You didn't expect me to show you the nudity, did you?

What does this have to do with the latest issue of Fantastic?  Keep your hat (and other clothing) on and you'll find out.


Cover art by Johnny Bruck.

As usual, the cover is (ahem) borrowed from a German publication.


The original always looks better.

Editorial, by Ted White

The new editor introduces himself.  He relates how he failed to produce a fancy, expensive magazine called STELLAR Stories of Imagination.  Some of the stories intended for that stillborn publication will appear in Fantastic and Amazing.  He also promises to provide what he calls different stories in the magazines.  We'll see.

No rating.

What's Your Excuse, by Alexis Panshin

Here's a tale that was supposed to appear in STELLAR. A professor plays a trick on a graduate student who is in his late twenties, but who appears to be in his teens.  The student has his own secret up his sleeve.

It's hard to say too much about this brief yarn, which depends entirely on its premise.  Is it different?  Yeah, I guess so.  Is it good?  Well, maybe not.  A trivial oddity.

Two stars.

The Briefing, by Randall Garrett

Another very short story.  The narrator is aboard a spaceship.  He's about to be sent down to a planet in disguise, in order to shorten an impending Dark Ages.

Without giving away anything, let's just say that you may be able to predict the twist ending.  Extra points for being a bit of a dangerous vision, at least.

Three stars.

Emphyrio (Part Two of Two), by Jack Vance

Taking up half the magazine is the conclusion to this new novel. 


Illustrations by Bruce Jones (obviously.)

We first met our hero, Ghyl Tarvoke, with his head literally cut open.  His brain controlled by those holding him prisoner, he was forced to tell the truth.

This led us into a long flashback, from Ghyl's childhood until he decided to run for mayor under the pseudonym of Emphyrio, the name of a semi-legendary hero.

Part Two begins with Ghyl losing the election, but coming in third.  That's enough to draw the attention of the authorities.  Ghyl's father was already in trouble with them, and the situation only gets worse.

After the death of his father, Ghyl agrees to join his friends in a plot to steal a starship from the Lords and Ladies who rule his world.  He makes them promise not to do any killing or kidnapping or pillaging after this single crime.  Don't expect any honor among thieves.

Ghyl winds up leading a group of Lords and Ladies through the wilderness of another planet.  The place is full of dangerous animals and people.


Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

He is eventually captured (leading back to our opening scene of interrogation) and sentenced to exile.  However, there are a lot more adventures ahead, as he discovers the truth about the Lords and Ladies, and about the real Emphyrio.

Last time I said that the novel was very good, but maybe a bit leisurely and episodic.  It turns out that incidents I thought were of little importance have great significance.  I underestimated the intricacy of the author's tightly woven plot. At least I acknowledged his ability to create complex, imaginative worlds and cultures.

Five stars.

On to the reprints!  They all come from old issues of Fantastic.  Apparently the new editor prefers to avoid taking things from Amazing Stories and Fantastic Adventures, which may be a good thing.

Let's Do It For Love, by Robert Bloch

The November/December 1953 issue is the source of this farce.


Cover art by Vernon Kramer.

A guy invents some stuff that makes folks love everybody.  The narrator is a public relations agent who tries to promote the wonderful chemical.  Too bad nobody wants universal siblinghood.


Anonymous illustration.

There's a touch of satire, of course, but this is mostly just a silly romp, full of wacky jokes and tomfoolery.  If that's your thing, fine.  The way the story deals with the inventor's shrewish wife may not please too many readers.

Two stars.

To Fit the Crime, by Richard Matheson

This ironic tale comes from the November/December 1952 issue.


Cover art by Barye Phillips.

A curmudgeonly poet insults his relations in creative ways as he lies dying.  In the afterlife, he faces an appropriate fate.


Illustration by David Stone.

There's not much to this except for the poet's way with words.  The unpleasant fellow's version of perdition may cause some amusement.

Two stars.

The Star Dummy, by Anthony Boucher

The Fall 1952 issue provides this lighthearted story.


Cover art by Leo Summers.

A ventriloquist imagines that his dummy talks to him.  Oddly, that's not really what the story is about.  It actually deals with a goofy-looking alien, newly arrived on Earth, looking for his vanished mate.  The extraterrestrial and the ventriloquist wind up helping each other.


Illustration by Tom Beecham.

This is mostly a comedy, of a very gentle sort.  One unusual aspect of the story is that it also deals with the ventriloquist's religious faith.  There's some discussion of science fiction itself as well.

Slightly eccentric, moderately entertaining.

Three stars.

Fantasy Books, by Fritz Leiber and Ted White

Leiber discusses three new novels that add explicit sex to science fiction plots.  (I told you I'd get to that!) For the record, the trio consists of The Image of the Beast by Philip Jose Farmer, The Endless Orgy by Richard E. Geis, and Season of the Witch by Hank Stine.  Leiber gives them mixed reviews, but welcomes the new frankness with which they describe sexual behavior.

The editor offers a long, glowing review of Isle of the Dead by Roger Zelazny.  I liked it, too.

No rating.

The Hungry, by Robert Sheckley

Back to reprints.  This one comes from June 1954 issue.


Cover art by Ernest Schroeder.

A malevolent thing preys upon the negative emotions and physical suffering of a young married couple.  Only the baby of the family and the pet cat can see it.  The infant does what it can to help.


Illustration by Sanford Kossin.

Told from the viewpoint of the baby, this is an offbeat little story.  Minor, but nicely done.

Three stars.

The Worth of a Man,by Henry Slesar

The June 1959 issue supplies this grim tale.


Cover art by Ed Valigursky.

A veteran of a future war has much of his body replaced with metal parts.  He talks to a psychiatrist about his sense that somebody is out to hurt him.

Of course, his supposed paranoia is more than a delusion.  What happens to him is disturbing, which is apparently the author's intent.  I found it to be a powerful and all-too-plausible chiller.

Four stars.

Fantasy Fandom, by Ted White and Bill Meyers

I wasn't even going to discuss, let alone rate, this new column from the editor, in which he intends to reprint writings from fanzines.  However, the first one knocked me out.

First published in Void, White's own fanzine, the essay by Meyers relates the writings of J. R. R. Tolkien to the author's childhood.  It's a thoughtful, elegantly written piece, not so much about Tolkien as it is about the way that our early years influence how we react to literature.

I may be prejudiced in its favor, because Meyers grew up in the Chattanooga area, where I currently reside.

Five stars.

The Naked Truth

That was a very mixed bag of an issue.  One excellent novel, one excellent essay, stories old and new ranging from below average to above average.  You might want to skip some of the lesser pieces and go see a play instead.


The cast of Oh, Calcutta! You didn't expect me to show you the nudity, did you?






4 thoughts on “[July 10, 1969] Sex!  Now That I Have Your Attention . . . (August 1969 Fantastic)”

  1. I am intrigued by the Slesar. I've only read one of his short stories “Mr. Loneliness” (1957), and found it average.

    I also enjoyed Emphyrio (1969). I found it one of Vance's meatier attempts to actually say something beyond a simplistic adventure story — in this instance, about the nature of storytelling. From my review: "Emphyrio‘s most compelling theme is the power of storytelling, which operates on two primary levels. On one level, within the narrative itself, the legend of the heroic Emphyrio propels Ghyl into action. Ghyl’s disillusionment starts with Framtree’s Peripatezic Entervationers’ puppet performance of the legend and ends with a sequence of events triggered by his visit to the burial place of historical figure. At various points in the novel, Ghyl takes on the name “Emphyrio” as an act of defiance against authority, and, unsurprisingly, elements of his own adventure after escaping his Halma relate back to the legend. This often complex interplay and pairing between Ghyl and Emphyrio is supposed to be overt and “staged.” Ghyl, watching the puppet show that sets everything in motion, observes that the setting of the play “was the puppet theater itself” (18) in which “one of the puppets, conceiving the outside world to be a place of eternal merriment, escaped the theater and went forth to mingle with a group of children” (18). Ghyl soon will play the part.

    On a more general level, Vance makes visible how we, as readers, appreciate Ghyl’s desire to escape the confines of his world. And, perhaps could be inspired by the character’s actions just as he was in the story. Vance shouts from the pages: “STORIES HAVE POWER!” I found that Vance’s choice to make Ghyl’s world not as horrifically stringent or repressive as dystopias are often presented, highlights the emotional yearning we experience to escape our lot in life—a yearning that is more than simply fighting for survival but rather, a desire to escape psychological confines of our own making.

    These back and forth dialogues about the nature and power of narrative add depth and power and kept me reading the book."

  2. I enjoyed the Panshin story, though it is very slight. I'd probably give it a third star, but only just barely.

    On the other hand, I might not give the Garrett the third star you did. The vision isn't all that dangerous, and frankly it's turning into a cliche. I feel like I've seen it before, and I'm darn sure I'll see it again.

    "Emphyrio" was very good. I had some trouble getting into this half at first, but Vance soon seized my full attention. I'll definitely be picking this one up in novel form and reading it all in one go. I'll probably get a lot more out of it than with the long break between parts.

    The Bloch story wasn't much. As you said, the treatment of the shrewish wife is rather unpalatable. The whole thing reminded me of a couple of recent Chris Anvil stories about a pharmaceutical company. They weren't even this good and may have soured any appreciation I could have found for this.

    "To Fit the Crime" would have worked better at half its length. Matheson is more than good enough a writer to have given us all we needed to know about the poet in less than two pages.

    "The Star Dummy" was fine, but far from Boucher at his best. Ask me what it was about in a couple of weeks and I'll have forgotten it completely.

    I could exactly the same about "The Hungry." It lacks the biting satire of the best of Sheckley before his hiatus.

    The Slesar was fine, though I'm not sure I'd go all the way to four stars. Mostly, that's probably because I'm tired of darkly ironic endings. This was written before "The Twilight Zone," but that show gave us a surfeit of ironic twists, and we need to let that sort of thing rest for a couple of decades.

  3. That fannish item was "Tolkien and Temperaments."  It's the reason I bought the issue.  Meyers writes about a framed painting reproduction in the house as he was growing up, a forest scene with light in the distance.  It helped to mold his imagination and to dispose him to enjoy Tolkien when the time came. 

    I'm fascinated by the way certain pictures and music may captivate someone although he or she hasn't been prepared for it.  When I was a boy, my dad has a painting reproduction on the wall: "A Mojave Desert Scene" by Robert Wood.  The somewhat gloomy scene didn't make me want to go there, but the strangeness of it, I suspect, predisposed me to be interested in alien landscapes…

    https://efanzines.com/PortableStorage/PortableStorage-04.pdf

  4. Thanks. I have that issue of Fantastic, bought used, but I have no idea why I bought it or if I ever read it.

    I will read the Slesar; I loved his 1967 story "Ersatz", which is the only story of his I am sure I have read.

    I've never read "Emphyrio", but I've sure seen many used copies of it. I do love Jack Vance, so I'll add that to my TBR.

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